So let's get it straight, friends are reaaaaally crazy. I'm not gonna say names online, or anything because it would most likely be offensive and crap, but I have this one friend named...let's say Black. She's amazing, right? All over just amazing down to the vocabulary. She's probably the best friend I've ever had, she's stuck on me since 1st grade probably. And then every three years I make this friend who eventually becomes my best friend, after the three years they go completely ape on me and either find a new friend, or try to trash me to the max so I trash them back and then they have a reason to not be friends with me anymore. And then there's this guy named Pink (obv not really), and he has literally LOVED me since winter break '09 and I feel really bad, but he's practically gay. He dresses metro and everything! So I've been talking to him for awhile because he has zero friends and goes to a different school than me and just whatever. But today I finally got him to get the heck away from me and stop messaging my actual MOTHER on facebook to go on dates, etc. with me. It's annoying as heckkkkk and he never got the fact that I. Do. Not. Like. Him. And. Never. Have. Soooo annoying. Also I went to his lame-o birthday party and there were...about 8 people there including his family of four. I have to admit that the cake WAS good though...it was like Publix ice cream cake with sugar cookies and strawberry ice cream in it. Off topic, but anyway, so of course he asks me to come early and everything, so I do, just trying to be nice. My parents drop me off, and we sit on his couch killing 30 minutes before the actual guests get there, one being my best friend who's been my best friend for 3 years...(yeaaahh...3 years, my expiration date.)who's now going to be called Yellow. So before Yellow comes, we're sitting in the living room on the couch and he grabs my hand and holds it while we're watching Phineas and Ferb(my favorite show!!!). You cannot imagine how insanely awkward it is to actually hold a guy's hand in front of his parents and stuff...just take my word for it, it's superly awkward. I say to him, "this is awkward", and he says "if you say awkward one more time, I will kiss you." Oh believe me, I shut up after that. So I'm kind of really hoping Pink, Yellow, and Black don't see this or else I'll be teased for life. But hey, I need someone to tell all of my crap to, and what's better than the internet? One of my best guy friends is probably Green. He plays soccer and everything, he's super cute, and really nice and semi-funny. I don't really know if he likes me at all, but whatever. Usually if a guy is nice to you, he has to like you in SOME way, whether it be friends or not. I play cello, and since the year is almost over and we already played in our summer concert, we don't have to play for the rest of the schoolyear. (What a relief, I reaaaaaally hate orchestra a lot.) Now in orchestra, me, Green, and a bunch of other people play a game called tit-tag, which is really self-explanitory. It's kinda hard to do in front of a teacher, but we make it work. So my other ACQUAINTANCE named Gray is really queer and fairy-like. We were playing in Language Arts class and the teacher caught him playing tittag with me and Green and a couple of Green's friends. So LOL, he lied and told the teacher that he touched my shoulder when he obv touched my you-know-what. I even went into the classroom the next morning when no one was there to drop off my textbooks and stuff into his classroom and he talked to me about it...that was awkward too. And then my other friend named Magenta is a good friend of mine, but I really don't get her sometimes. She's like an anti-girl, but really girly at the same time. I know, sort of an oxi-moron. She hates the color pink, is OBSESSED with horses, and I mean it when I say obsessed. Down to her navy blue Converse. EVERYTHING says her horses names. She lives down the street from me. So Magenta, Purple and I go to fields everyday and just sit there pretty much. Actually yesterday we sat there and watched these reaaaaaaaal sluts in our grade be stupid. Literally there's this girl who is probably a sz1 trying to fit in 00's. It's reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaally gross. FIRST ENTRY OF MY QUARD LIFE, TBC? P.S. don't those IKEA swedish sodas fit these quard scenes perfectly? LOL:)
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